Chandler Janeiro

The saleslady is just like “Damn! Foiled again!”

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clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl:

why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted

GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS

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I was at work on Saturday and I fainted.
I ended up with a broken nose and 5 stitches. 
I feel like I got beaten up by an angry lumberjack whose ancestors have had a grudge against my family for hundreds of years. 

I was at work on Saturday and I fainted.

I ended up with a broken nose and 5 stitches. 

I feel like I got beaten up by an angry lumberjack whose ancestors have had a grudge against my family for hundreds of years. 

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Wanted “a new start” on my license plate, guess this will have to do.http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

I laughed and said, “Anus tart” out loud and my husband just looked at me and said, “Youre an anus tart!”

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Wanted “a new start” on my license plate, guess this will have to do.
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I laughed and said, “Anus tart” out loud and my husband just looked at me and said, “Youre an anus tart!”

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If only someone would use this pick up line on me.http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

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If only someone would use this pick up line on me.
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

Holy fucking shit balls
Is no one seeing what I see when Ms. Bellum helps The Mayor “Sharpen his pencil” While talking all seductively? 
This shit aint right.
Powerpuff Girls Season 2/Episode 13 Something’s a Ms.

Holy fucking shit balls

Is no one seeing what I see when Ms. Bellum helps The Mayor “Sharpen his pencil” While talking all seductively? 

This shit aint right.

Powerpuff Girls Season 2/Episode 13 Something’s a Ms.

I found myself as a cat

I found myself as a cat

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BARKED AT MY OWN FART
Brb gonna go die from laughing so hard

BARKED AT MY OWN FART


Brb gonna go die from laughing so hard

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What the hell is Leia doing at the Powerpuff Girls’ birthday party?
Season 2/Episode 3 Birthday Bash

What the hell is Leia doing at the Powerpuff Girls’ birthday party?

Season 2/Episode 3 Birthday Bash

captain-mycaptain:

hey-cassbutt:

openyoureyeslove:

saamtemple:

YOU KNOW THAT PERIOD SMELL THAT YOU SMELL ALL THE TIME ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOURE CONSTANTLY PARANOID THAT SOMEONE ELSE SMELLS IT 

I knew a dude that could smell it on girls IT WAS TERRIFYING

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OMG I COMPLETELY DIDNT REALIZE I HAD THIS FEAR UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT!

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